Carlo Pecoraro
Hooliganism as a last flag
(Extract from an Italian television program “The ones from football”,
on football and popular culture)
by Fabrizio Pizzuto
Good Sunday …clapping…Good Sunday…welcome to a new Sunday of entertainment and football, today we will follow “ The isle of famous people” too, but I don’t want to make it too long, we have Massimo Caputi and Marco Marzocchi, the “odd couple” of the Italian football…clapping…there are lots of interesting football games today Simona and also we have results from yesterday’s games, Siena for example deserved to win, especially during the second part…we have great guests, but there is another game that we have to commentate…really? I don’t know…against any guessing…I can add another victorious notch to my stick, let’s not get into vulgarity here…given the adverse territory and the weather conditions which are quite unstable…also Dolce and Gabbana have started in this way and
then?? Do I have to say it? In the morning? Look, this time I want to be behind you, I don’t know either…let’s see Walter Novellino…please have a sit and so Go Turin! ehm…we lost it badly…during the first part of the game the team was quite a dropout.
Italy is the first country in pasta consuming, “Friends” and “There is mail for you” are the television programs that get more viewings, Berlusconi doesn’t understand why investors pay advertisement to the national channels that just spread alarming news all the time…and I drink Montepulciano red wine looking only at half of the keyboards, I remind you the Emilio Fede’s interview to the sword Olympic athlete Vezzali, a Nigerian prostitute tells us everything about her life and more…some bad weather in Sicily…they managed to put in charge one president instead on another, you know this very well, you lived in the junior sector, all the problems we have…are you closed to some English teams? No, I just study English for personal culture…this is a period of crisis in italy and in the football’s world, yes I am under contract but I am not here waiting to be send out…if there is a chance to work…my wife and my sons…do something…the pasta industry is the first in the world so please stop being alarming… I will come to your room but you have to seduce me…I feel happy, there is only Pedrosa that keeps up, I do see Dovizioso quite pressing, Rossi is almost there, Valentino went past him. The score is 33 and 7 for Hayden, slow Dovizioso, Valentino 6 tenths slower but passes Capirossi just now, and there is nothing at this point…if they send us some more images we can see… So he is with us today and we’ve been friends for a really long time, clapping…we are in the third year campaign for the demolition of architectural barriers, we are having initiatives in Rome, Tivoli, Trieste but it’s not enough, we are talking now to all mayors of the cities and we invite them, clapping…we invite them to pay attention to the universal projecting of the cities, clapping…call immediately and choose mediaset premium, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, here we are together hoping to please you tonight…choose Eni and choose the biggest Italian power source, call us immediately, round round play in round, kinder snack, simpler than this? For every thigh there is a woman, when diarrhea surprises you…I said go, believe me, Anna’s
dream, mum why you want to go? Between fear and difficulties, love is always what people want, Wednesday on channel 5…the Malpensa airport, in the background you can hear the song that Cochi and Renato dedicated to the airport, laughs, where once only mosquitoes were
landing, now only planes more or less of the same size, laughs, clapping…I am so happy dear Simona, there are many new programs, although your overseas boyfriend, you don’t know but I do come often…Cambrini that bounce the ball, recovering from the accident happened during the last “Isle of the famous”, clapping…the new Gigi d’Alessio’s record and smiles in offer at 17euros and 50, all the fun today in your mobile…you know what Moses said when he separated the water? No, what did he say? Still water in one side and all the sparkling in the other, laughs…modern ballet and exhibition of Italian Dog Rescue Units, I know that dog…from “The ones from football” ballet, clapping…swing music, the audience claps following the rhythm
…this is so beautiful…this is the eight day of our football championship…let’s hope that Felipe will become a champion in his own country…at 2” and 8 from Pedrosa, 1’8”, he keeps suffering, the first three are fast but Valentino has few possibilities still…I explain myself, the pop dancer is not versatile, I choose Serena because I am not interested in what every one considers more relevant…I don’t know what they think but what they think has been said already…I just want
to say that there are few crazy music videos and I was shocked, in this one Adriano dances pop music very well..but he did not presented himself as a dancer…I tell you a secret, the elastine in the skin is really fundamental…the only day when the souls are not scared by me…yes, has to be in this way… Our hair are changed…you are worthy…and thinking about me?…why you did not come to the stadium? I was watching TV…something new about Flavia Vento, Luca Giurato is exactly like you see him and Simona plays with it…where are you going…Luca, babe, this is not the break yet, Luca we are on air, I have to say something, a secret between me and her…who you want to
get rid of? Simona, you are more beautiful than even this fternoon…it’s because that bang? This video is in online as well, she said she doesn’t know this Pasquale guy…she said you are presenting someone you know by far, he said he studied with her, her mum knows him very
well…they are here, Luca Barbareschi, Valeria Marini and Al Pacino, clapping…and look what’s is happening now, laughs…
Stop! I switch off everything and play a manga porn movie, you are my favorite bitch, isn’t it?
Better than setting on fire cars…Or not?